The Danny Cleary Gravity Rule - A phenomenon in which the act of goal scoring creates a gravity surge which exerts itself mostly on Red Wing forward, Danny Cleary. The presence of a horizontal Cleary can be used to reliably prove that a goal has occurred and proves to be a much more consistent method than phone calls to Toronto.


Poor Danny. Apparently only one person wants to interview him about his goal. I guess everyone else is covering the sock hockey game. Also I adjusted the pictures as much as I knew how, but they're still clearer if you click on them.